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03-03-2006 21:09 by Willuk	Can any one recommend and auto top device? Also I'm thinking of hatching a plan to auto remove water as a regular water change. Is there a simple pump out there that will take water from my sump and into a waste container. I want to put this pump on a timer say once a week or fortnight. Set the timer to allow a specific quantity say 10% of water to be removed, then set the auto top to come on directly after! Damm I'm getting lazy.... I'm trying to cut down on time spent on water changes to allow me more time in other areas of maintenence.... Or is there a device that will do all of the above! PS I have started looking... for those who think I have not!!!
04-03-2006 12:28 by richard webster	you could use a water feture pump it is not to powerfull anything bigger would be no good
04-03-2006 12:44 by chris east	the only true automatic water changing device,cheap to run.... Her in doors
04-03-2006 13:33 by Danny Boy	what about letting your water pressure do the job? main feed in to the tank and an overflow on the sump. as the water rises the overflow will remove water.
04-03-2006 17:35 by Ray	How about a pump on a timer set to vent to a drain,then a toilet type ballcock valve in main tank connected to the mains,I really don't think it would work as a lot of plumbing needed and would look horrible and chlorine will go into the tank,but sometimes daft ideas can be made better
04-03-2006 19:01 by Linda Chenapa	Look in Koi mags. they do them there. Cheap to run but not cheap to buy. chris, I'm not cheap!!
04-03-2006 21:25 by Willuk	Well out of the suggestions so far Chris wins hands down the wife is already on module one of training
04-03-2006 22:51 by Linda Chenapa	Well, at least woman do it properly!
05-03-2006 07:05 by chris east	if trained well
05-03-2006 08:44 by Linda Chenapa	We don't need training, we are born clever. That is why women have the babies and not the men.
05-03-2006 09:08 by Willuk	True Linda you were born clever I mean why would we want to be the ones to go through 9 hole months of being pregnant and then what could be days of pain giving birth!!! YOU clever creatures you!!
05-03-2006 09:30 by chris east	why do women get married in white...so they match the kitchen utensils.....why have women got small feet ....so they can get close to the kitchen sink
05-03-2006 14:06 by Linda Chenapa	Willuk - Women give birth because men can not stand pain. This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife... Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2 Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed. Day 3 This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears. Day 4 A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem'. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood. Day 5 What absolute bliss!!. Day 6 Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that. Day 7 This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't think I've ever been so happy. Day 8 I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed wacker. I'm also getting a bit sore down there. Day 9 No time to write. He might catch me. Day 10 Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with neat whisky! What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over.... Day 11 I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt. He's a complete pig. Day 12 I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become dangerous... Day 13 Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard. Day 14 I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me! Day 15 I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over any more. Last night I told him to go and *** himself and he did. Day 16 The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the *** thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going back on Prozac. Day 17 Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any difference...Christ! Here he comes again! Day 18 He's back on Prozac. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!
05-03-2006 14:11 by Linda Chenapa	Have you ever asked what men are really thinking when they say the things they do? Well now is your opportunity to answer that very question... "I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Let's take your car." Really means... "Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas." "Woman driver." Really means... "Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me." "I don't care what color you paint the kitchen." Really means... "As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white." "It's a guy thing." Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling "Good idea." Really means... "It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating." "Have you lost weight?" Really means... "I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill." "My wife doesn't understand me." Really means... "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them." "It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works." "I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead." "I got a lot done." Really means... "I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture." "We're going to be late." Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Hey, I've read all the classics." Really means... "I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972." "You cook just like my mother used to." Really means... "She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too." "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means... "I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Really means... "Are you still talking?" "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means... "I forgot our anniversary again." "You expect too much of me." Really means... "You want me to stay awake." "It's a really good movie." Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear." "That's women's work." Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless." "Will you marry me?" Really means... "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter." "Go ask your mother." Really means... "I am incapable of making a decision." "You know how bad my memory is." Really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "Football is a man's game." Really means... "Women are generally too smart to play it." "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt." "I do help around the house." Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket." "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "What did I do this time?" Really means... "What did you catch me at?" "What do you mean, you need new clothes?" Really means... "You just bought new clothes 3 years ago." "She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means... "She refused to make my coffee." "But I hate to go shopping." Really means... "Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse." "No, I left plenty of gas in the car." Really means... "You may actually get it to start." "I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys." Really means... "I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, with pre-evolutionary companions." "I heard you." Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "You know I could never love anyone else." Really means... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "You look terrific." Really means... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving." "I brought you a present." Really means... "It was free ice scraper night at the ball game." "I missed you." Really means... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means... "No one will ever see us alive again." "We share the housework." Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up." "This relationship is getting too serious." Really means... "I like you more than my truck." "I recycle." Really means... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties." "Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means... "Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?" "It sure snowed last night." Really means... "I suppose you're going to nag me about shovelling the walk now." "It's good beer." Really means... "It was on sale." "I don't need to read the instructions." Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help." "I'll fix the garbage disposal later." Really means... "If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one." "I broke up with her." Really means... "She dumped me." "I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means... "Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."
05-03-2006 15:07 by chris east	you win ,sorry ...grovel,grovel
05-03-2006 18:57 by Linda Chenapa	'Course I win, I'm a woman!!
05-03-2006 20:50 by stevebrillo
06-03-2006 07:33 by chris east	i,ll be back
06-03-2006 07:59 by Alan	I would say this women are fantastic multi taskers men are not I say this. Is it better to be a jack of all trades and a master of none or a master of one trade and pants at all the rest? I personally think it is best to be a master of one take Einstein for instance mathematical genius and legend in his own life time but his dress sense was way off, he had 7 outfits, 1 for each day of the week all identical.
07-03-2006 23:59 by Willuk	WOMEN!!!
08-03-2006 06:29 by Linda Chenapa	But Alan, women are masters at all they do!

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