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Posted	CALLING YANTON..........
09-04-2006 14:29 by Lexter	i have decided to put an advert in the lonely heart column, but am specifically looking for a MERMAID now....... Or if all the best Mermaid's have been snapped up, i'll take a woman who understands what its like to actually have a HOBBY!!!! Not a thing against woman here (the theme is partner's in general i guess) I actually cut down the amount of tanks i had to try and keep the other half happy, i wish i had them tanks back now!!!! But i guess if you were with a fish loving partner, and you split, it could get messy, i mean you cant "half" a tank can you, if so, i want the end with the filter!!! Anyway Yanton if you come across any mermaids down your way and they aint your type, please refer them on to me........ apart from a couple of mates on here whom i dont see much, i havent got anyone i can share the excitement with, you know, when certain fish are breeding or when fry are present etc, someone who will be interested in what your interested in...... I suppose i could pay a lady, bring her round to my place and explain i am not interested in what she "usually" sells, i just want her to sit with me for an hour and PRETEND to be interested in my tanks and fish ........
09-04-2006 14:30 by Lexter
09-04-2006 14:49 by von	I'm starting to worry about you Lexter
09-04-2006 14:53 by Lexter	dont worry Von, it's going "swimmingly" this end
09-04-2006 15:21 by clownloachlady	i leave the forum for a week and ur trying to replace me already! U r in so much trouble Master lexter!!!!
09-04-2006 15:22 by paul stevens	I think lex needs some help here with this one. Or maybe he is beond help what you think von.
09-04-2006 15:50 by Lexter	Von thinks its "all in the best possible taste" Paul
09-04-2006 15:51 by Lexter	and salty
09-04-2006 15:51 by Lexter	i hadnt posted a non-fish thread in a while (non serious thread) so i thought i would, although if anyone could tell me the idea parameters for a mermaid, would be grateful, i here like it "hard"
09-04-2006 15:52 by Lexter	you cant delete that Webmaster, as hard, salty is a legitimate aqua reference, of course i am referring to pH and salinity levels
09-04-2006 16:39 by clownloachlady	pig!
09-04-2006 17:50 by von	I think he's been working too hard
09-04-2006 18:14 by Lexter	prob, your right Von, busy at work and have a big essay to do for my course, trying to find ways to chill-out and the forum seems to help!!!!!
09-04-2006 18:14 by Lexter	Hey Clown, who you callin' a pig, eh? eh? you know what happens to naughty girls.....
09-04-2006 18:48 by Big Rob	lex if a mermaid was cut in half i bet youd choose the half that didnt eat.
09-04-2006 19:16 by wayne	im getting a bit worried about lex, turning gay thru desperation ,(AND SALTY) salty lex i didnt think you were that way. anyway why you asking yanton ?. is what you really mean to say is CLOWNLOACHLADY can we meet up ,i will travel as far as needed i fancy you like mad ,and it doesnt matter if you look like a bloke or even used to be one .internet love , then ill be marriage in 2 weeks and before you know it youll be on trisha wanting to know if the 30 babies she pregnant with r urs or the guppies
09-04-2006 19:17 by Lexter	or the convicts?
09-04-2006 19:18 by wayne	ps everyone lexter works in mental care , but i rekon hes just escaped
09-04-2006 19:19 by Lexter	everything you say is 100% true Wayne BUT..... Lexter doesnt travel, he accommodates
09-04-2006 20:15 by SAMMY	i think wayne had escaped from a nut house a long long time ago with his fbi questions and his funny ways?
09-04-2006 20:17 by SAMMY	that was my first impresion when we first met.
09-04-2006 20:36 by Lexter
09-04-2006 20:50 by wayne	SAMMY WOULDNT FIT INTO A NUT HOUSE.
09-04-2006 20:58 by Lexter
09-04-2006 23:48 by clownloachlady	PS Lex got another gf now... he said im to young and blonde for him... BOo hoo
09-04-2006 23:50 by Lexter
10-04-2006 00:04 by Lexter	everyone BUT Yanton has replied to this one, Yanton if you wanna stay clear of it now, dont blame ya!!! Was only meant to be a little "laugh" between single, male, fish-keeping fanatics
10-04-2006 00:04 by Lexter	but i am still laughing, come with laugh me with!
10-04-2006 14:41 by anna	lol lex i thought u liked clown loach ladies??
10-04-2006 22:12 by clownloachlady	anna hes got rid of me now see... old news... used and abused... and he doesnt know my friend wants to get rid of her big convicts yet....
10-04-2006 22:18 by anna	HAHAHA that will make him cry!!!
10-04-2006 22:19 by Lexter	hey you girls, i am a nice guy and Clown, i want those convicts!!!
11-04-2006 09:58 by clownloachlady	come and get them! and while ur coming down, bring me those loaches from Brigton

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