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| Posted | Fish jokes |
| 29-10-2006 13:35 by Linda Chenapa |
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon! Where do little fishes go every morning? To plaice school! What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike! How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything! 1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you' 2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured' What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather? Skate! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab! What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible! Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! |
| 29-10-2006 22:13 by mikk |
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| 29-10-2006 22:26 by Cichlid Fury |
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| 29-10-2006 22:26 by paul stevens |
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| 29-10-2006 22:27 by Cichlid Fury |
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| 29-10-2006 22:32 by paul stevens |
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| 29-10-2006 22:32 by Cichlid Fury |
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| 29-10-2006 22:37 by paul stevens |
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| 29-10-2006 22:49 by Cichlid Fury |
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