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| Posted | NFR , THING WOMEN SAY , THE DEFINITIONS |
| 19-11-2006 22:53 by wayne |
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. WHATEVER It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! |
| 20-11-2006 03:48 by keith t |
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| 20-11-2006 06:45 by Bogwoodbruce |
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| 20-11-2006 07:32 by trik |
now i know what iv been doing wrong  |
| 20-11-2006 10:08 by AndreaC |
Well see how dumb you men are if none of you understand us women  Oh and Im not that polite to say whatever I just say the *!#@ you
So THATS OK you carry your definations its FINE, WHATEVER  |
| 20-11-2006 13:24 by wayne |
thanks for that VICKY POLLARD |
| 20-11-2006 15:41 by AndreaC |
Whatever, do I look bovered, look at the face, does it look it bovered
Im more a catherine Tate one |
| 20-11-2006 15:48 by Ed |
Phone rings ,i answer the ex on the blower have you some cash for the school trip ,yes how much would you like i answer ,only 2K she replied its a weeks skiing in switzerland:o .The moral of the word only in female terms it does not mean it is not a lot, it normally means its a lot and you have to weigh in watch out guys they have there own terminology. |
| 20-11-2006 16:25 by von |
you feeling brave ed |
| 20-11-2006 16:41 by Ed |
The guys on here will protect me von |
| 20-11-2006 16:58 by Linda Chenapa |
Wanna bet??!! |
| 20-11-2006 17:01 by Linda Chenapa |
8 things you'll never hear a man say :
 Here honey, you use the remote.
7) You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 6) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 5) While I'm up, can I get you anything? 4) Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held. 3) Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place. 2) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. 1) We never talk anymore. |
| 20-11-2006 17:14 by jonie |
haha
1 thing you will never here a woman say "im going out and im not going to spend any money" if you do here that take the girl to a hospital its is not normal for a woman |
| 20-11-2006 19:12 by Bogwoodbruce |
Brill jonster |
| 20-11-2006 21:56 by Linda Chenapa |
Menopause:
When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of the changes varies with the individual. Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction--he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. |
| 20-11-2006 21:57 by Linda Chenapa |
Admitting Mistakes:
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer. |
| 21-11-2006 13:08 by jonie |
Understanding a Woman
We need REALLY MEANS I want -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You want REALLY MEANS You need -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe REALLY MEANS No -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook? |
| 21-11-2006 13:10 by jonie |
how about those |
| 21-11-2006 15:56 by Bogwoodbruce |
Lol |
| 21-11-2006 21:06 by Cichlid Fury |
thanks for this i can market it as a cure for insomnia |
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