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| Posted | WARNING, MEDWAY HURRICANE APPEAL |
| 25-11-2006 15:11 by Linda Chenapa |
MEDWAY HURRICANE APPEAL
A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Medway in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Chatham. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementoes from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Invicta FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Chatham One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning." Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) Shell suits (female) White sport socks Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include: Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. ***Breaking news*** Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop. 'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "STROOD" said the girl, "wossit gotta do wiv you?" Please don't forward this to anyone living in Medway - oh, sod it... they won't be able to read it anyway. |
| 25-11-2006 15:16 by Bogwoodbruce |
lol |
| 25-11-2006 15:19 by Linda Chenapa |
Was worried that someone on here might be from Medway.....
Am I bothered??  |
| 25-11-2006 15:42 by Ross |
im form medway and unfortunately i cannot afford to get out of this are or i would but nooffence linda it is quite embarrasing you magnifying the situation that i have to live with on a day to basis. just think you should think of other peoples feelings a little bit.
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| 25-11-2006 15:47 by Linda Chenapa |
Could have been any town.... |
| 25-11-2006 15:54 by Linda Chenapa |
.... just so happened it was Medway.
Wasn't aware there had been any hurricanes there lately. My son, daughter in law and 2 grandaughters live there, I think it's a nice place to live. |
| 25-11-2006 16:13 by Ross |
lol not really linda. Im from staffs just thought id try it on  |
| 25-11-2006 16:47 by paul stevens |
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| 25-11-2006 16:58 by jonie |
haha ace |
| 25-11-2006 22:45 by Linda Chenapa |
One for men
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| 25-11-2006 22:48 by Linda Chenapa |
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| 25-11-2006 22:49 by Linda Chenapa |
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| 25-11-2006 22:52 by paul stevens |
That dont look fishie to me linda.  |
| 25-11-2006 22:54 by Linda Chenapa |
Looks like your car Danny Boy!!
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| 27-11-2006 17:59 by bluboy |
where do u get all this funny stuff from. |
| 27-11-2006 20:51 by Linda Chenapa |
I could tell you but then I would have to kill you!! |
| 27-11-2006 21:07 by Linda Chenapa |
Here's some more!
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| 27-11-2006 21:08 by Linda Chenapa |
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| 27-11-2006 21:08 by Linda Chenapa |
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| 27-11-2006 21:09 by Linda Chenapa |
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| 27-11-2006 21:10 by Linda Chenapa |
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| 28-11-2006 18:29 by bluboy |
american cops.... says it all |
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