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Posted	fish jokes.
01-12-2006 20:08 by sovietsong	two fish in a tank one turns to the other and says.... whos driving this thing! can u do better than that?
01-12-2006 20:44 by tasha	erm no but its no tht funny
01-12-2006 20:46 by tasha	oo i no wt do u call a fish with no eye ? fsh pritty lame i kno
01-12-2006 21:08 by stevebrillo
01-12-2006 21:37 by Linda Chenapa	A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
01-12-2006 21:38 by Linda Chenapa	The farmer and his wife had worked hard, they scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large mustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled, "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?" Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"
01-12-2006 21:46 by Linda Chenapa	A blonde guy gets up really early in the morning to go ice fishing. He goes out onto the ice with his tent, his pick and his fishing rod, and starts to pick at the ice. Then he hears a big booming voice: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The guy looks around and then starts to pick at the ice again. Then he hears the voice again: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Now the guy is getting a little edgy. He looks up toward the sky and thinks to himself, "God, is that you?" There is no answer, so he starts picking again. The voice bellowed again: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Then the guy yells, "God, is that you?" The voice answered, "NO. IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
01-12-2006 21:47 by Linda Chenapa	http://www.riversongs.com/fun/optical.html
01-12-2006 21:51 by Linda Chenapa	A bloke walks into a Fish and Chip shop and says: "Can I have some fish please?" "OK, it won't be long" says the bloke behind the counter. "Well it better be fat then"
01-12-2006 21:53 by Linda Chenapa	Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A: Dam
01-12-2006 21:55 by stevebrillo	go linda go
01-12-2006 21:57 by Linda Chenapa	Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this experiment. All representations to real fish, living or dead, is purely coincidental. http://www.alltooflat.com/pranks/myths/fish/
01-12-2006 21:59 by stevebrillo	just looking at riversong
01-12-2006 22:01 by Linda Chenapa
01-12-2006 22:03 by stevebrillo
02-12-2006 10:19 by tasha	lmao
02-12-2006 10:29 by Bogwoodbruce	lol
02-12-2006 11:12 by sovietsong	A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" The salesman says: "It's $500." The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it." Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?" The other Gentile says "Just great! Thanks for asking!" Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!" A Gentile man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it." His mother says, "OK." A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. The man says, "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the Julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have coffee." The waiter says: "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?" The man says "I'd like the steak medium, the salad is fine as is." The waiter says: " Thank you." A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?" She says, "I feel fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for calling." A Gentile woman meets an old Gentile friend. The friend asks "How is your son getting along?" The Gentile woman says: "He's just fine. He just turned 35." "And where does he live?" asks the friend. "He lives at home with me. I don't think he'll ever get married." The friend says, "How nice."
02-12-2006 11:50 by keith t	rubbish
02-12-2006 11:57 by tasha	lol boooo
02-12-2006 12:06 by bluboy	woot the hell wots wiv da gentiles sounds like genitals
02-12-2006 12:24 by sovietsong	come on that joke is clasic. you all took time out to read that and how do you feel now! great thats how!! lol
02-12-2006 12:48 by sovietsong	classic
02-12-2006 12:52 by Lee Smith	For Sale: one french army rifle never used, dropped once
02-12-2006 13:09 by Linda Chenapa	What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer? A four ton know it all.
02-12-2006 13:11 by Linda Chenapa	What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible!
02-12-2006 13:12 by Linda Chenapa	What do fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening!
02-12-2006 13:16 by Linda Chenapa
02-12-2006 13:39 by Linda Chenapa	I know this is not fish related but.... Why condoms come in packs of 3, 6, and 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see,"replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....etc."
02-12-2006 13:46 by Bogwoodbruce	lol
02-12-2006 13:59 by stevebrillo	http://www.fishingpixels.com/gerbil.html
02-12-2006 14:14 by Lee Smith	two parrots sat on a perch one says to the other smells don't it
02-12-2006 15:36 by tasha	hmm i cant say im laughin
02-12-2006 17:08 by Linda Chenapa	http://www.fishingpixels.com/fourfish.html
02-12-2006 17:11 by Linda Chenapa

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