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Is this big enough? |
02-12-2006 12:12 by Ed
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Do you think this garden is big enough to for a pond to keep 6x5inch goldfish and 4 10 inch koi ,i will be sending her down there to start the digging while i am watching arsenal v spurs |
02-12-2006 12:13 by Ed
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02-12-2006 12:18 by Ed
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I bought some arc lights so she can work in the dark and find her way back to make me my dinner |
02-12-2006 12:21 by tasha
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us women are not ur slaves ! |
02-12-2006 12:23 by Ed
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Tash i have some spare shovels get your tail up to finchley and start DIGGING |
02-12-2006 12:26 by sovietsong
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shovel? doesnt she have hands?
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02-12-2006 12:29 by djjaye
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slaves
i think thats no job for a lady. thats ajob for groundforce
i would of thought thats room anuff when flat and dug out.
happy fishing |
02-12-2006 12:32 by trickatech
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yes i would agree there is enough room there.
could get a nice long pond there along with some ball rushes in the corner or something nice |
02-12-2006 12:34 by steve mc
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Treat them mean keep em keen! |
02-12-2006 12:35 by Ed
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She dont mind digging but she can only do it when she is finished her housework and done the ironing and got me a few tinnies. |
02-12-2006 12:37 by steve mc
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Does the chain stretch as far as the garden or will you have to release some slack from the kitchen sink! |
02-12-2006 12:38 by Ed
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02-12-2006 12:39 by djjaye
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your pushing it ed |
02-12-2006 12:40 by steve mc
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Lucky enough iam at work and the wife will never read this! |
02-12-2006 12:45 by telboy
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whats this,another adventure young master edward??? |
02-12-2006 12:47 by tasha
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lmao and i faught men like to get there hands dirty |
02-12-2006 12:48 by Ed
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Yes telboy another one its hard work just watching graft and where is linda? |
02-12-2006 12:58 by telboy
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i dunno mate you must lead a good life boy all that cash burning a ahole in ya back pocket mate |
02-12-2006 13:00 by topman
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STEVE, it's your better half here, I do read this site, you just don't know.
Now remember the doctor said that because of the gender exchange operation you had, you MUST stop wearing those high heels, especially the red ones, the 6 inch heels are just TOO high.
Oh, just a reminder, you need to get your purple dress from the dry cleaners on your way home from work. See you soon honey pie.
Love and kisses
John.XXX
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02-12-2006 13:10 by telboy
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lol |
02-12-2006 13:22 by Linda Chenapa
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02-12-2006 13:22 by paul stevens
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Why have women got small feet..??
So they can get closer to the sink.
I think ed has got it spot on there good on ya matey.. |
02-12-2006 13:24 by paul stevens
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Oh no now we are in for it linda is here chaps now we are going to get all the copy and paste thrown at us.. |
02-12-2006 13:24 by Linda Chenapa
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Why don't men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain |
02-12-2006 13:25 by Linda Chenapa
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How are men and batteries different?
Batteries have a positive side. |
02-12-2006 13:26 by Linda Chenapa
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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going |
02-12-2006 13:26 by Linda Chenapa
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Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used |
02-12-2006 13:34 by topman
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Now now paul, you weren't this touchy the other night. WHY are you still refering to yourself as 'a chap'? I'm sorry babe, does that mean the hormone replacement isn't working again? Chin up, when that happened before, they changed it didn't they? Let's all hope that it works again.
You did say that I could borrow that beautiful black gown of yours tonight?
P.S. I still have those TIGHT pants if you want to borrow them tonight, you don't want to spoil your outline do you? See you L8er
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02-12-2006 13:35 by Linda Chenapa
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02-12-2006 13:53 by Bogwoodbruce
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02-12-2006 13:56 by paul stevens
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02-12-2006 13:59 by paul stevens
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How can you tell a Blonde bird at the airport...?
She's the one throwing bread at the aeroplanes.... |
02-12-2006 14:16 by -Rob C-
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or even easier look at the colour of her hair |
02-12-2006 15:23 by Jessica
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gd one  |
02-12-2006 15:24 by Ed
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Just looked out the window she is still digging after all that i think i deserve a few pints up the local. |
02-12-2006 19:12 by topman
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Hello lovey, I'll see you there then edward. Will you be wearing the same mini skirt as last week? You know you do really have the legs for it, wish I did. The op. you had on your veins has helped to no end.
Bye
see you there honey, don't be late
John XXX |
02-12-2006 19:16 by Linda Chenapa
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Found a photo of you at the last party. |
02-12-2006 19:18 by Linda Chenapa
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02-12-2006 20:22 by robert.pope
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Ed does the wife sleep in da-shed? |
02-12-2006 20:23 by paul stevens
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That is hes fish house for he guppies... |
02-12-2006 20:24 by Cichlid Fury
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i see that Lorna is back. I dont see the attraction of ponds, as you dont see the fish much and you can only really enjoy being in a garden at certain times of the year, what do you think? |
02-12-2006 20:28 by paul stevens
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Every one to the own i love them and if i had an house and money i would do one tonoz.. |
02-12-2006 20:42 by keith t
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same here, redcats look amazing in them, i would do the same as wayne if i had the money, but i wouldnt want to use the garage though as i want to bury the wife in here under the concrete |
02-12-2006 20:45 by Cichlid Fury
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do you think some people who come on here and say there are doing this that and another are maybe living in a dream-world? not criticising i guess its fun saying i "gonna do this, i gonna do that" and imagining stuff and having dreams..... |
02-12-2006 20:47 by paul stevens
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Other than that they just want to start new threads just for something to do. |
02-12-2006 20:47 by Cichlid Fury
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agree |
02-12-2006 20:49 by keith t
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yes probabley mate, but if money was no issue i could fulfill a load of dreams, cant see no problem with people dreaming but if they r coming on here saying what they r going to do and its bull then they must feel real good about themselves |
02-12-2006 20:50 by wayne
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i wopuld say put your dreams up CF but they would be wetter than water |
02-12-2006 20:53 by Cichlid Fury
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go wayne, go wayne, go wayne with the |
02-12-2006 20:53 by paul stevens
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02-12-2006 20:55 by keith t
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yey not another a c dust up |
02-12-2006 20:55 by Cichlid Fury
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02-12-2006
by paul stevens
Other than that they just want to start new threads just for something to do.
"dream threads"
its all good |
02-12-2006 20:58 by keith t
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seems to be a few un compatible fish on here lately |
02-12-2006 20:58 by Cichlid Fury
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02-12-2006 21:02 by paul stevens
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02-12-2006
by Cichlid Fury
02-12-2006
by paul stevens
Other than that they just want to start new threads just for something to do.
"dream threads"
its all good
Is it.. |
02-12-2006 21:03 by Cichlid Fury
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yeh lets all stick our tounges out at each other |
02-12-2006 21:04 by keith t
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02-12-2006 21:05 by Cichlid Fury
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02-12-2006 22:48 by topman
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ooohhh! Iluv it when we all sick em out! |
02-12-2006 22:52 by paul stevens
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02-12-2006 22:55 by Linda Chenapa
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Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employee at the Information Center.
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this *** job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a ***
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the ***
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea
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03-12-2006 00:22 by Cichlid Fury
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02-12-2006
by wayne
i wopuld say put your dreams up CF but they would be wetter than water
well........ |
03-12-2006 00:29 by paul stevens
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03-12-2006 00:46 by Cichlid Fury
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03-12-2006 09:18 by Linda Chenapa
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Where'd you get the wig from paul??!! |
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